Profile PictureLet’s start with your profile picture it’s the initial insight as to who you are and what you are about, even if you’re a private user.
Bikini PicYou are a seasonal depressive, you lack enthusiasm in winter you love summer. This is your only way to have summer with you all year round. And you most likely have excellent boobs.
Pet picNever acceptable if it is just your cat, dog, fish or ferret. We all love our pets but this is your private account and will only make others question why a picture of your face is not good enough for a tiny 1cm profile image. You and your animal – acceptable. Makes you seem friendly and love sharing the limelight with a companion.
Over 2 year old imageDid you know your profile picture has a sell by date? Yes that’s correct. Once you have hit the 1-year mark with an image, it’s time to start preparing a new selfie to take its place. Once you hit the 2-year mark, time is definitely up. That holiday snap from 2012 needs to go. You are on a similar playing field to the person that loves a #TB #TBT #FBF. You aren’t happy with yourself now but you were two years ago?!
Celeb PicNO! NO! NO! We all love a celebrity and a repost now and again (due to how amazing they look and the glam squads that get them that way) but not for your profile picture. It shows a lack on independence and self-worth. Love yourself a little!
Couple picWe get it. You are in a relationship. This is a warning to all Instagram creepers to stop right there and stay away.
White frames mean you are meticulous. You like order and organisation; not only on Instagram but in your personal life, you may even have a hint of OCD. You are indecisive, with potential commitment issues. Posting multiple images at once means you are the sort of person that will never make the decision when it comes to picking where to eat.
Slightly self-centred or you just really like yourself in that picture so you thought two is better that one right?
If the image is that bad that you have to over-filter it, we suggest you don’t use it. However, there are the artist-types that like to use contrast and fade and create a completely different image from the original. If this is you, you have a dreamy personality but slightly detached from reality. How we would describe as a unicorn if a field of horses.
What You Post The Most
There are two sides to the Serial Selfie Taker:
- You are seeking a partner - either you are selling yourself as you are looking for a partner so what better way than posting your best selfie
- You are proud of what God (or MYA or your makeup *joking!*) made you.
- You need (motivation) - If you can admit to yourself that that the quote you posted on Monday morning saying, “seize the day, you only live once” got you through rush hour traffic, the worst boss in the world or that you still haven’t stuck to your 2016 diet plan, then we are happy for you. Everyone needs a bit of motivation.
- You need (attention) - If you did it for the likes then please refrain from posting these quotes. Why not talk to your friends and family instead? They will give you great advice that inspirational quotes just can’t give you.
#TBF #TBT any form of throw back!
If you continually choose to throw back an image which basically means you are posting an old photo, it means you are sharing a happier time in your life. So you were either happier with the way you looked or the situation you were in. You need to start living in the present and make the present your happy place.
Items you want
That new lipstick, bed room, holiday destination, shoes. Everyone does it but for what reason? 1, You are a wanter - There are the people that use these photos to hint to loved ones so you may notice an increase prior to Christmas. 2, You are a dreamer - There are the dreamers who use the image as a positive thing to drive them to work towards something they desire. Now you need to work out which one you are.
I love her nail color???????????? • • #nails #nailsdone #perfume #style #fashion #slay #white #live #love #lifegoals #likeforlike #spamforspam #goals #gorgeous #pretty #love #want #slaying #shoutoutforshoutout #summer #fashion #row4row #like4follow #like4like #cute #me #follow #followme #tagforlikes #food #instadaily
It is more than likely you are on a diet and it is all you can think about. Stay strong, sister.
You’re a people pleaser. Humour is the way to peoples’ hearts so if you come across some funnies on Instagram (even if you have just reposted a picture from LadBible) then you will have more social media friends, but just to clarify they are just social media friends.